if they were still around the dinosaurs that went extinct wouldnt have cool names like ‘pyroraptor’ and ‘tyrannosaurus’ wed call them tits and wankers and greater cocks and you know it
idiot bastard dinosaurs that died because of a rock:
dinosaurs that survived and persevered, despite everything, only to be named by us:
when you were in middle/early high school and your friends would do your makeup and you’d keep your eyes closed even when you didn’t have to because you couldn’t bear to meet theirs